Monday, August 18, 2008

Give me a sign.

I've been noticing lately a lot of very odd signs as I drive to and fro. Some are hand written, some are professional. It makes me wonder how much people really think about what they are trying to say before they put it down on a sign and show it off to the world.

  • FedEx Express - Doesn't FedEx stand for Federal Express? So basically this sign (and their trucks as well) say Federal Express Express. Hmmm.

  • Odd Hours Day Care - If it is odd hours then that probably means it isn't during the day. So why not call it Odd Hours Child Care or, more appropriately, crazy people willing to take your kids into their house.

  • Pain $35 - I really don't want to pay someone $35 to give me pain. In fact, I don't want to pay anyone any amount of money to give me pain. I might even go so far as to pay someone $35 to NOT hurt me.
Those are just a few that I can remember. I will be jotting down more as I see them. Or ... send me the funny signs that you see and I'll post them!

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Saturday, April 5, 2008

I Love Threadless!

Lately I've been all over and bought a few awesome new t-shirts ... I think I'm a little bit addicted :) Here are the ones I am sporting now:
Cookie Loves Milk
Cookie Loves Milk
Nice Boobies
Nice Boobies
They're, Their, There
They're, Their, There
Sock Battle
Sock Battle
Refrigerator Running
Refrigerator Running
We're on the Same Level
We're on the Same Level
Loch Ness Imposter
Loch Ness Imposter

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Friend Like Me

Yesterday was my friend Mark's birthday (Happy Birthday 3!!!!), we went to Baylor together and during our senior year there we literally went to see the movie Aladdin in the theater over 15 times. It was some of the best fun I'd ever had! He'd call me up and say "Aladdin at 3:10" to which I'd answer "I'll be outside" and he'd come by and pick me up and we'd go watch it again. Every time it was incredible. So, here is one of our favorite songs for you to enjoy .... take it away Genie!

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Friday, December 7, 2007

This is so true.

p.s. happy birthday peg!!!!

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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

A Lesson in Futility ... and Stupidity

So, I found this article earlier:


October 2, 2007 -- Hold the iPhone!

A Queens woman is so angry at Apple for slashing the iPhone's price by $200 less than three months after it went on sale that she's suing the company for $1 million.

And it's all about her profit.

In a Brooklyn federal court suit, Dongmei Li of Forest Hills fumes that because of the Sept. 5 price cut, she won't be able to make as much if she resells her phone.

The iPhone debuted on June 29, an 8-gigabite model selling for $599 and a 4-gigabite model going for $499. But on Sept. 5, Apple halted sale of the 4-gigabite phone and cut the 8-gigabite price to $399.

Li's lawyer, Jean Wang, said her client bought two 4-gigabite models for $499 each with the idea of selling them later on eBay.

"Since they're selling the 8-gigabite phone for $399, there's really no market for her," Wang said.

Can you believe this?! I mean, sadly I actually can. But seriously. I'm so sorry that you are such a dumb ass that you are going to try and sue a huge company for a ridiculous amount of cash because you chose to buy their product right when it came out with the intention of making money on it by selling it for a higher price on eBay and then they lowered their price (which they have every right to do) before you got your butt in gear and put up your auctions. Wow, that was a long sentence but I felt it was necessary. And what kind of moronic lawyer are you that takes this case thinking you could actually win something out of it?! People are truly broken.

Here's the original article :)

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Friday, September 21, 2007

I can't wait .... only 5 more days!

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Friday, August 10, 2007

Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick!

This is my absolute favorite SNL skit ever. The best part starts at 1:04 minutes.

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Does anyone have Dr. Swanson's number?

I haven't had much to say lately, because I don't feel its right to blog about what's going on at work - and that is what is consuming my brain these days. Hopefully one day I can spill my guts here and talk about what's bothering me, but until then I'd like to just think happy thoughts. And one thing that gives me happy thoughts is going to this website every day and seeing the funny drawings this girl Natalie does. Many times they don't really make sense, except that they are silly. This one was from a week or so ago, and for some reason it made me giggle.


p.s. If you know what the title of this post refers to, then you rule!

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Wednesday, July 4, 2007

I want my KTV

I caught YoYo and Hobo playing :) And Nova walked by to see what all the hubub was.

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Saturday, June 2, 2007

Mayor Bee!

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Superfluous Buns

I woke up this morning replaying this scene from Father of the Bride with Steve Martin in my head ....

George: I'll tell you what I'm doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the weiner company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need. George Banks is saying NO!

Stock Boy: Who's George Banks?

George: ME!

Now, I have no idea why this was going through my head right when I woke up. I don't think I was dreaming about it or anything. But a few things have always cracked me up about this speech ... "superfluous buns", the fact that there are big-shots at the weiner company AND the bun company, and how the stock boy is like "who's george banks?" .. hahahahha!

I swear I didn't have any spicy food before I went to sleep last night.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

My Brain is Weird

Here's a conversation I just had with a very good friend of mine on IM ....
and if you are a LOST watcher (if you aren't your brain must be broken) there is sort of a spoiler from last nights episode, don't say I didn't warn you.

Her: look at the red dude!
Her: that’s awesome
Me: he's all mad cuz ben shot locke
Her: haha
Me: and killed uncle rico
Her: poor uncle rico
Me: i know
Me: now he'll never make it to state
Her: haha
Her: I'm going to have to watch that again
Her: I was listening to Canned Heat on my way to work out last night...from his little "skit" and just started cracking up
Her: it does make me wanna boogie
Me: boogie oogie oogie?
Her: haha yeah
Me: til you just can't boogie no moare
Me: wow, what was that spelling?
Her: I dont know
Me: i guess i was thinking moar, like boar
Her: haha
Me: i mean it makes sense .... moat like boat
Me: moar like boar
Me: which means we should spell moast like boast
Her: hahaha
Me: (and toast)
Her: lol
Me: and there is also mode and bode
Her: wow
Me: munch and bunch
Me: oh but wait .... i guess technically there is a bore .. so i guess more is acceptable
Me: my brain is weird
Her: YOU are weird.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Let's Go To The Mall ..... TODAY!

How I Met Your Mother is a hilarious show on Monday's on CBS. I wasn't too sure about it when it was first announced, but I have to say that every week I watch it and every week it seems to get funnier. Barney is ... wait for it ... wait for it .... awesome!

This weeks episode was a rerun, which is usually a bummer, but this one featured a HILarious video from "Robin Sparkles" ... Robin's alter ego as she was known by her adoring fans when she was a teenage pop star in Canada in the 90's. As you will notice, the video doesn't look like its from the 90's ... but from the 80's. And as Robin explained to her friends, The 80's didn't come to Canada until 1993.

This video makes me crack up laughing every time I see it, so I had to share. Enjoy!

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The Soundtrack of my Life

So, here's how it works:

  1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Rhapsody, etc)
  2. Put it on shuffle
  3. Press play
  4. For every question, type the song that's playing
  5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
  6. Don't lie
  • Opening Credits: "Taste The Summer" Duran Duran
  • Waking Up: "Bohemian Rhapsody" Queen
  • First Day At School: "There She Goes" The La's
  • Falling In Love: "Easy" Lionel Richie
  • Fight Song: "Let's Stay Together" Al Green
  • Breaking Up: "Can't Make You Love Me" Britney Spears
  • Prom: "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" Marvin Gaye
  • Life: "Hard Day" George Michael
  • Mental Breakdown: "She" Green Day
  • Driving: "Let You Down" Dave Matthews Band
  • Flashback: "Fly Like An Eagle" Steve Miller Band
  • Getting back together: "What A Girl Wants" Christina Aguilera
  • Wedding: "St. Patrick's Day" John Mayer
  • Birth of Child: "Two Step" Dave Matthews Band
  • Final Battle: "Are You Gonna Go My Way" Lenny Kravitz
  • Death Scene: "Sunday Mornings" Maroon 5
  • Funeral Song: "Hollaback Girl" Gwen Stefani
  • End Credits: "You're A God" Vertical Horizon

What's the soundrack of your life?

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Friday, April 6, 2007

Fun on Friday

This made me laugh until I cried, enjoy!

Charles has a licking problem .......

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Friday, March 2, 2007

Productive Use of Time on a Friday

This is my friend Brandon ... he made a "music video" from a song clip I found. The song is from a band called Undercover, I used to play the crap out of their album (yes, on vinyl) titled God Rules when I was about 14. They were (or I guess, are) a punk/ska Christian band. Yeah, I know. You wouldn't think those things would go together. The song is "Jesus Is The Best" .... take it away Brandon .....

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  • I'm a 37 year old, left handed, aries, web designer, kitty cat mom, swimming pool fanatic, tv watcher, game player, knitter, seamstress, crocheter, aspiring photographer.
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