Give me a sign.
I've been noticing lately a lot of very odd signs as I drive to and fro. Some are hand written, some are professional. It makes me wonder how much people really think about what they are trying to say before they put it down on a sign and show it off to the world.
- FedEx Express - Doesn't FedEx stand for Federal Express? So basically this sign (and their trucks as well) say Federal Express Express. Hmmm.
- Odd Hours Day Care - If it is odd hours then that probably means it isn't during the day. So why not call it Odd Hours Child Care or, more appropriately, crazy people willing to take your kids into their house.
- Pain $35 - I really don't want to pay someone $35 to give me pain. In fact, I don't want to pay anyone any amount of money to give me pain. I might even go so far as to pay someone $35 to NOT hurt me.
FedEx is the parent company for, Express, Freight, Custom Critical, Office, Ground etc...
Posted by
Anonymous | August 19, 2008 1:53 PM
Wow! that information on FedEx is absolutely worthless and only makes Debi's comment even more factual and right on the money!!! Oh by the way, I have run across my fair share of extremely dangerous FedEx drivers who need to slow the hell down. Why not call it FedExWillKillToGetItThereOnTime.Express.com
Posted by
Anonymous | August 19, 2008 2:42 PM
There is a funny little place on south Cooper street that used to be a flower shop.
Now it's Hell Bent Tattos and Notary Service.
No kidding.
Posted by
Susan | August 21, 2008 12:37 PM
OR
Hellbent TATTOOS and Notary Service.
My spelling blows. BLOWS I SAY!
Posted by
Susan | August 21, 2008 12:37 PM